May 2012
123 posts
May 18th
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May 18th
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friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.
May 15th
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me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
me:
me:
me: *feels guilty*
me: *presses rewind*
me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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