May 2012
123 posts
when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said
your status will be like
going to a concert with friends!!!!!111
and said adult will be like
hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
takeyoubytheheart:
niall-whorean:
I was a Blink 182 fan long before One Direction was around so all of you “real blink fans” can suck my dick.
lol me too
Like or Reblog if you like any of the following...
thomaslandonhoppus:
blink-182
blink-182
blink-182
blink-182
blink-182
blink-182
blink-182
blink-182
blink-182
blink-182
blink-182
blink-182
last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
“The first time I met Tom I was a sophomore in high school. I was standing behind...”
– Anne Hoppus, Tales From Beneath Your Mom (via littlefairydelonge)
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
iknowimpathetic182:
petewentz-:
you know what i realised?
mark hoppus is 40 now
40 is the age men start getting regular prostate exams at check ups
some guy is going to start putting his finger up mark’s ass at least once a year now
for science
she wears short skirts
i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and
ＩＭ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ ＳＡＴＡＮ
